Millions of light years away in a far off galaxy of Alpha Beta Gamma, three special girls were born. Their names were Adira, Auristela, and Kassiopeia. They were the chosen ones endowed with supercuteness and supergalactic powers.

The guardians of Alpha Beta Gamma commissioned the super-babies to become the protectors of a tiny, little known planet called Earth. Earth had become corrupt and evil. Unless these intelligent, peaceful beings intervened, Earth and its inhabitants were on a one-way course to self-destruction.

On their intergalactic journey to the blue planet of Earth, the elders of Alpha Beta Gamma council deemed it necessary to accompany the girls with superpower pets named Fuzzy J, Mr. Cuddles, and Fluffy. Just like their alien owners, the pets were supercute but superdangerous.

As their spaceship entered the Earth’s atmosphere, a secret unit of the government known as the SAS (Super Alien Stuff), detected and intercepted the craft and placed it under top secret surveillance at their underground base in the Sierra Mountains.

The supergirls and superpets were given to secret agents Wee and Eight to raise as their children in a 14-story tree house in the wilderness of Golden Gate Park in San Francisco.

The aliens were recruited into a highly classified spy organization called the SCUA — Super Cute Undercover Agents. They were tasked with the mission of saving the world from evil and bad manners.

Unbeknownst to SCUA, there was another alien that had arrived on Earth. His name was Meep. On the surface, he was THE cutest creature in all of the universe with his disproportionately oversized brown eyes that melted your heart and tiny, bamboo shoot limbs for legs and arms. In reality, he was an obnoxious spoiled little brat with bad manners whose mission in life was to cause mischief — a dangerous combination even for the SCUA girls.

This is their story.

“Ring, ring” the office telephone rang noisily, interrupting a game of Uno. The girls jumped up startled by the loud rings. “Pause the game! Let’s see who it is. It could be important,” Adira reasoned. “Fine! It better be good,” Kassiopeia whined. “Ring, ring” the phone rang again beckoning the girls. Adira rushed into their secret agent room to pick up the phone. “Hello? This is agent Adira. Oh, Egypt this time, huh? Okay, we’re on it!” Adira quickly hung up. She turned to Auristela and Kassiopeia who were anxiously waiting to hear their new mission. Adira announced, “Girls, pack your things, ‘cuz we’re going to Egypt.” “Cool! I heard so much about the pyramids in Egypt. They’re supposed to be really big!” blurted Kassiopeia excitedly. Kassiopeia continued to rattle on about all the things that she had heard about Egypt, not really paying attention to Auristela or Adira. Auristela responded with less than enthusiasm, “Ugh, Egypt! It’s going to be so hot! Seriously, we have to leave our awesome 14-story tree house to go to a desert sand pit. This is so unfair.”

“I’ll fill you guys in on the details,” Adira declared as she led the group back to the living room to brief the team. “The Great Pyramid of Giza was stolen last night! It just disappeared with no trace of evidence,” she announced.

“What! How can that be? The pyramid is, like, only giant!” exclaimed Kassiopeia. “Yeah, seriously, someone must be pulling your leg, Adira. You can’t steal a pyramid out of a desert,” protested Auristela.

“SCUA suspects Meep Magooshka, the wanted galaxy troublemaker from the dark side of Alpha Beta Gamma. SCUA headquarters needs our help to get to the bottom of this mystery,” Adira vocalized in a silly imitating voice of SCUA Commander Ralph. She burst out in giggles. Kassiopeia and Auristela doubled up with laughter too. “Adira, you do the best imitation of Commander Ralph. He’s such a bore,” Kassiopeia declared as she pretended to sleep snore.

That evening the girls packed their things — weapons, ropes, equipment but mostly really cute outfits and accessories for their travel. They ate a good dinner of ice cream, assortment of candy and no vegetables and went to bed early. Actually, their secret agent parents Wee and Eight made sure that they had some broccoli and kale. “They’re so healthy but so gross!” articulated Kassiopeia. “Oh, they’re not so bad if you get used to it. I kinda like the kale-spinach-cabbage salad that Wee and Eight make sometimes,” chimed Auristela.

The next morning the girls got ready and biked to their private airport where they met with their pilot friend, Mr. Binks. Mr. Binks greeted the girls cheerfully, “Hi there girls! Good to see you again!” The girls greeted him back enthusiastically. Mr. Binks was a trusted friend of the girls. He had flown them on missions in the past and would be flying the girls that day. The girls packed away their luggages and buckled up. In a few minutes they were airborne and on their way to Egypt.

The next day the girls landed in Cairo, Egypt. They thanked Mr. Binks and took a taxi to their hotel. The girls changed into their tourist disguises that were supercute designer labels, of course. Then the girls proceeded to start their pyramid-napping investigation — the disappearance of the Great Pyramid of Giza.

At the pyramid site, Auristela got out her smartphone, “I’m going to surf the web for info,” she declared. “Aren’t cobwebs sticky, Auristela? The waves in Maui would be better for surfing,” Kassiopeia questioned. “No silly, ‘surfing the web’ means going on the Internet. When were you born? Like 2001 or something?” Adira chided her supercute but naive friend. “I don’t get it. Whatever!” Kassiopeia shrugged off.

After a few minutes of searching the Internet, Auristela said, “Hey girls! I found some interesting stuff. Listen to this. The Great Pyramid of Giza, also known as the Pyramid of Khufu, is the oldest and largest of the three pyramids in the Giza Necropolis. The pyramid was built around 2,560 BC, remaining the tallest man-made structure in the world for over 3,800 years.
Here’s some interesting facts about the Great Pyramid. The mass of the pyramid is about 6 million tons. It took 20 years to build, laying about 800 tons of stone daily. It’s estimated that there are over 2 million blocks,” she read in awe.

“Wow. Thanks Auristela!” the two other girls chorused. “By the way, what does BC stand for?” inquired Kassiopeia. “You don’t know that!?! Everyone knows that, Kassiopeia! BC stands for ‘butt crack’” of course,” stated Adira in a superior tone. Kassiopeia shrugged, “Weird! Whatever.” Auristela intervened, “Girls, seriously? BC stands for ‘Before Christ’. You guys are so silly. Sometimes you girls act like you’re from another planet.” “Because we are, Auristela!!!” chorused Adira and Kassiopeia.

The girls decided to investigate the area where the pyramid once stood. Now it was just a massive empty space with depressed sand marking the edges where the pyramid stones laid.

The site was flooded with international news reporters and camera persons jostling to get a view of the empty lot. The Egyptian police barricaded the area to prevent the crowd from entering the investigation site.

The girls pushed their way through the local police, FBI and reporters. When they were stopped from entering the secured area, the girls flashed their SCUA badges to the guards. “Hey girls, you’re not allowed here. What is this, your school IDs? Sorry kids, you need to back away,” rebuked one of the officers. “Ugh, so frustrating! He thinks we’re just a bunch of kids!” retorted Adira.

Just then, an FBI agent familiar with the SCUA organization permitted the girls through the police tape.

The girls inspected the sand for clues. Just as they were about to give up, Adira spotted something dark on the ground. “Look!” she cried, “There’s something sticking up in the sand!” She was right. A thin black object, curled at the tip, was peeking barely above the sand. Not wanting to alert the authorities or potential spies that they had found a clue, they kicked more sand to cover up the evidence. They decided that it might be better to come back at night when the crowd dissipated.

With the fresh evidence safely covered in the sand, the girls decided to spend the day sightseeing and getting to know Egypt.

After a long day of sightseeing and learning about the local culture, they were famished. They grabbed dinner at an authentic Egyptian restaurant named Sabaya near Semiramis InterContinental Cairo.

While enjoying Gibna Domiati, a soft white cheese and Konafah, an Egyptian sweet noodle-like pastry, the girls discussed the case.

“According to SCUA intelligence, they believe that the most culpable suspect is Meep. SCUA discovered that the pyramid went missing after the night of the full moon. Meep could have shrunken the pyramid with his miniaturization power, but to do that his powers would have needed to be fully charged by the moonlight. The black thing that we found in the sand must be Meep’s translator mustache that he accidently dropped! All the evidence points to Meep. I think we’re close to solving this case, girls,” explained Adira. “Now if we can just find out where Meep is,” Adira commented.

Three days earlier.

“Wa ha ha ha!!!” Meep cackled evilly. It was midnight and there was a full moon beaming down. Meep only needed ten more seconds until his powers were fully charged. “10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Wa ha ha!!! It’s done! Once I use my powers to shrink the pyramid, I’m going to keep it as a souvenir in my back pocket. Am I not the greatest troublemaker in the whole universe! Wa ha ha ha ha ha!!!” cackled Meep.

“Ok, that’s enough evil laughing. And by the way, you barely have arms and legs, let alone pants for stuffing things,” brutally reminded his sidekick Lovey, a sinister but super cuddly AI (artificial intelligence) blanket who was not afraid to speak his mind.

That’s how Meep stole the great pyramid of Egypt. Victorious, Meep trotted back to his secret hideout on his barely formed, bamboo-like legs, celebrating his victory with his favorite all-time, baby snacks called Num-Nums, guzzling it down with some warm milk from his bottle.

What Meeps didn’t realize was that his messy eating was leaving a trail of Num-Num crackers on the ground that led from the pyramid site to his secret hideout. Worse, the miniaturized pyramid in his pocket fell out and dropped onto the sand. Unnoticed, Meep continued his march. (Dun dun dun!!!)

At midnight, the girls journeyed on camels back to the investigation site to retrieve the translator mustache and look for other clues. After several hours of traveling in the endless desert, it was pretty clear that the girls were hopelessly lost. “Which way is the right way? Which way leads to the pyramid and which way is back to our hotel?” cried Auristela in desperation. They were hungry and thirsty, having used up all their provisions. The desert night was chilly but in a few hours the sun would rise and with almost no water remaining, they would be dying of thirst under the burning desert sun.

“Must have water…” Kassiopeia droned over and over again. Adira rallied the girls, “Come on girls. We can’t lose hope. We’ll be home before we know it.” Adira tried to sound hopeful, but she was getting discouraged too.
Adira noticed Auristela writing something on a sticky note. “What are you doing, Auristela?” she asked. “Oh, I’m just writing my will. You and Kassiopeia can have all my Easter candies and I’m giving you my super stylish wardrobe. Don’t say that I didn’t give you anything, Ok?” asserted Auristela.

“Look, on the ground!” Adira shrilled excitedly. “A trail of flower-shaped crackers leading somewhere! They look like Num-nums! They are Num-nums! Num-nums are Meep Magooshka’s favorite snack! Girls, we’re on the right track!” “Woohoo! We’re not going to die!” chorused Auristela and Kassiopeia.

Following the trail, to their amazement, they found the miniaturized pyramid lying next to a Num-Num.

Feeling energized, they continued along the trail, which eventually led them to Meep’s hideout. It was an abandoned rusty old shack with a big sign in crayon letters that read ‘Meaps Seekret Hydeout. Doo knot kom in.’
There was tape across the front door and marbles on the floor. Adira zapped off the tape and the girls flew over the marbles. “Baby tricks aren’t going to work with us,” exclaimed Kassiopeia.

Meep was in the kitchen eating Nums-Nums and drinking warm milk from a bottle in his wet diaper.

“Meep, you’re under arrest,” shouted Adira. Startled, Meep looked up from his baby cracker snacks and said, “How did you find me? My security is super high-tech, how did you get in?” “Oh, yeah the tape and marbles, super high-tech!” snorted Auristela sarcastically.

“Where’s your precious pyramid Meep?” inquired the girls. “It’s in my super secure cookie jar that you can’t find,” Meep answered confidently. “Oh, yeah! Is that why we have it?” said Kassiopeia as she whipped it out of her pocket and held it up. “What! How did you get that?” shouted Meep. Auristela explained, “You dropped it on the sand when you were too busy munching on your baby snacks!”

Meep retorted, “Ok but this isn’t over yet!” He unleashed his sonic baby cry that shattered the cookie jar and made the girls cover their ears.
Adira immediately turned to her smartwatch to call in the Pet Squad — Fuzzy J, Mr. Cuddles, and Fluffy.

This emergency call awoke the sleeping Pet Squad back in their 14-story tree house in the Golden Gate Park wilderness. They immediately teleported to Meep’s secret hideout in Egypt based on the GPS coordinates provided by the smartwatch.

Adira declared, “The battle is on!” Mr. Cuddles unleashed blast of flames at Meep. Fuzzy J. farted on Meep’s head. While, Fluffy blew bubbles to break the table legs where Meep was standing. Adira zapped Meep with a bolt of lighting. Kassiopeia formed an energy bubble and shot it at Meep, trapping him inside of it. Auristela took out her special magical dust and blew it in Meep’s direction. The dust turned into vines which wrapped around the bubble that was encasing Meep. Adira flew down and picked up the bubble. Then the SCUA team teleported back to the headquarters.
Commander Ralph congratulated the girls for capturing Meep, the most wanted troublemaker in the galaxy of Alpha Beta Gamma and the Milky Way.

Kassiopeia reported, “Justice is served… with a side order of fries!”
They led Meep to the time out corner and scolded him, “Meep, you have to learn not be so naughty. Your punishment is timeout for 10 minutes.” Meep whimpered and started to cry. “I’m sorry. I won’t do it again. I promise.” He looked up at the girls with his huge brown tear-filled eyes. The girls in unison cried out, “Awwww, he’s so cute!” Adira sighed and gently asked, “Meep, 5 minutes timeout, Ok?” Meep said, “Ok” in his small voice.

The girls returned the pyramid to its rightful place in its full size.

Justice was served and Meep was punished. After that, the girls all went out for fries to celebrate. Agents Wee Eight were there to ensure that they also had some vegetables.

Tune in for the next episode of Super Cute Undercover Agents (SCUA). Oh, yeah!

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-Mackenzie

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