“Wahaha!” cackled Meep under the midnight moon in Paris. The miniature shadow of his ‘evil villain’ pose was more ridiculous than threatening. “Tee hee hee. Oh yeah! I’m so awesome! I’m so cute!” he cheered, doing a little dance. “Tee hee hee! Wahahaha! Soon everyone will know how awesome I am and they’ll want me to star in their movies. I’ll become a celebrity and millions of fans around the world will love me.”

“We got work to do, Lovey!” ordered Meep. Meep sat on Lovey using him as a magic carpet to rise into the air.

“Hey! Stop fidgeting so much. You’re hurting my back!” grumbled Lovey.

Meep retorted, “Stop complaining. Get closer to the Tower.”

Meep had a great idea. He was going to graffiti the Eiffel Tower with the words ‘I AM AWESOME’. It was a beautiful plan. A flawless plan. It would be seen by thousands of tourists and pictures of his graffiti art would go viral on social media. Meep would be so cool. He could already imagine the waves of fans chanting his name — Meep, Meep, Meep!

“Meep!!!” Lovey’s impatient voice took Meep out of his daydream. Meep took out his giant spray paint hose and began spraying an entire side of the Eiffel Tower and yelling out flight instructions to his sidekick Lovey.

As Meep was spray painting the last letter, Lovey sneered, “You misspelled ‘awesome’! What kind of an evil mastermind are you?”

“So? I don’t care,” retorted Meep, trying to cover his hurt feelings because he hadn’t started kindergarten yet.

Meep cackled, “Hey! It makes me that much more eviler! Wahahahaha!”

Lovey groaned, “Ugh. ‘Eviler’ isn’t even a word! It’s more evil.”

Meep shouted to the whole world, “It doesn’t matter! Ha! In your face grumpy, grammar teachers!”

After a long night of spray painting the Eiffel Tower, Meep rewarded his hard work with some macarons and pastries from a local bakery to celebrate his success. The partners in crime brought the pastries near the Eiffel Tower so they could enjoy their treat in the night sky and admire Meep’s artwork.

Being a sloppy eater, Meep, of course, left a long trail of macaron crumbs leading down a dark alleyway where he had parked his getaway vehicle, the supercharged baby carriage.

Lovey thought that it would be a smart idea to remove one of the manhole covers so that anyone trailing them would fall into the hole. Meep clapped his stubby little hands in delight at the naughty plan. They finally managed to remove the manhole cover after four hours of toiling.

As Meep and Lovey rocketed away in their getaway baby carriage, a strange beam of light flashed across the sky. Where the light touched the ground, there was a sharp explosion.

Emerging from the smoke was . . . dun, dun, dun! . . . a gang of baby villains hiding underneath a foreboding hooded cloak. This group of troublemakers, the Invincible 5, was known for causing havoc in the galaxy of Alpha Beta Gamma. They were here to capture Adira, Auristela, and Kassiopeia, the Super Cute Undercover Agents (SCUA). The Invincible 5 figured that the girls would show up on the scene of the graffiti crime sooner or later.

Sure enough, the SCUA girls showed up the next night, hot on Meep’s trail of macaron crumbs.

When the girls were distracted, the Invincible 5 stepped out the shadows and used their laser gun to zap the trail of crumbs instantaneously.

At the sighting of a mysterious hooded figure, Adira yelled, “Hey, you!” and ran after him. Instinctively, the Invincible 5 sprinted away. Just as Adira rounded the corner, they activated their teleportation device. In an instant, a blinding flash of light engulfed the street. Then, they were gone.

When Auristela and Kassiopeia arrived, Adira was nowhere to be found. Then suddenly, Auristela and Kassiopeia lost their footing and began to free-fall through an uncovered manhole that led to the sewer where a very hungry alligator was waiting for them.

In the meantime, the Invincible 5 had brought Adira back to their secret hideout and imprisoned her for interfering with their mischief making.

Tune in for the next episode of Super Cute Undercover Agents (SCUA). Oh, yeah!

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-Mackenzie

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