The Invincible Five had heard about Adira, Auristela, and Kassiopeia and their reputation for defeating evil. Although the SCUA girls were super adorable, the gang saw them as a major obstacle to their mischief making. The Invincible Five decided to capture the girls, thus removing the threat.

The villains stood on one another’s heads to make themselves appear tall for their evil disguise. Then they draped a dark cloak over themselves. The baby villains wobbled and swayed to their teleporting machine with great difficulty and set the coordinates for the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France. They knew about Meep’s graffiti on the Eiffel Tower and figured that wherever he caused trouble the girls would follow.

They were right. Upon reaching their destination, the Invincible Five prowled around the Eiffel Tower seeking out Adira, Auristela, and Kassiopeia. They discovered the girls in the alleyway, which Meep and Lovey had hidden their getaway vehicle the night Meep had sought out fame.

The SCUA girls were following the trail of macaron crumbs from Meep’s messy snacking. The Invincible Five lurked in the corner, watching and waiting for their chance. Gooboo, one of the villains, saw the evidence of crumbs and said in frustration, “Oh crumbs!” The rest of the villains shushed him, but Kassiopeia thought she heard something. She looked up and caught a glimpse of a shadowy figure. Adira saw him and yelled, “Hey, you!” and ran after the figure. Once she turned the corner, the baby villains snatched her and teleported to the gang’s hideout on the super planet of Wasp.

Meanwhile, Auristela and Kassiopeia had run after Adira and had fallen into the uncovered manhole. (Dun, dun, dun!!!)

“Aaaaah!” Auristela shrieked. Kassiopeia and Auristela were falling down a seemingly endless hole. The hysterical screaming from the initial shock died down after a few seconds, but the girls were still falling. “This is kinda’ fun,” Kassiopeia said. “And scary!” Auristela chimed in, “Um, when are we gonna hit the bottom? I can’t believe we’re still falling!” “I know!” said Kassiopeia, “this must be what Alice in Wonderland felt like!”

There was a silence. “P.U.” Kassiopeia cried, “It stinks down here!” Then suddenly the hole slanted down at a angle to become a slippery slide. “Whee! This is fun!” yelled Kassiopeia as they slid down the slimy tunnel. The tube dumped them into a shallow pool of dirty water. They sat huddling together, sitting in the murky sewer water. “Brrr! It’s cold and it smells like Fuzzy J.’s poop!” Kassiopeia shivered and wrapped her arms around herself while pinching her nose. Auristela spoke up, “Come on! We can’t just sit around and mope! We got to get out of here!”

Suddenly, out of the shadow emerged an enormous alligator who was licking his chops hungrily, coming right at the girls.

Meanwhile, on Wasp, stumbling off the teleportation platform, Adira shook her head dizzily and looked around, dazed. Suddenly she remembered everything. She looked around for the hooded figure. There he was! Adira remembered being kidnapped and was filled with rage. “Show yourself!” she demanded fiercely.

“Fine,” squeaked an unseen person. And out tumbled three super tiny, cute creatures. “Huh?” Adira was taken aback, “Who are you guys? Did you kidnap me?” A light pink marshmallow, named Marshie, squeaked, “Yeah, it was us. We’re the Invincible Five.” Marshie puffed outside his chest and added, “We’re super villains!”

Adira sneered, “You guys look like a bunch of babies to me! By the way, there are only three of you.’’ Then, someone added, “Don’t forget us!” Around the corner came Meep and Lovey. “What!!!” shouted Adira, “Why are you guys here?”

Meep announced proudly, “I’m the leader of this gang!” “Yeah,” chimed in Lovey, “And we’re gonna lock you up for messing with our evil plans!” Adira thought all was lost. She was transferred to a puny prison cell in the gang’s hideout.

Sitting in her squishy cell Adira listened to her stomach grumble from hunger. Looking through her cell window, she became even more hungry watching these little pip-squeaks munch on candy. She began to lick the wall insanely. Surprisingly, the wall tasted like chocolate! She took a bite. Mmm… it was chocolate. Delicious! Adira glanced back at the Invincible Five. A plan had begun to hatch in her mind.

The baby gang was studying a picture of Meep’s graffiti and congratulating Meep triumphantly.

Adira made sure to keep very quiet as she began to eat a hole big enough to allow her to slip through. Very carefully she squeezed out and tiptoed past the villains. “Phew!” Adira sighed, “that was easy!” She made her way to the teleporter. Adira quickly set the coordinates for home and was off before the villains knew what had happened.

Meanwhile, Auristela, and Kassiopeia were riding victoriously on an alligator through the sewer. (They had tickled him into submission.) The girls eventually found a set of stairs leading up to the surface. For a job well done, they gave the alligator a bit of their scrumptious candy bar.

The young heroines converged back at SCUA headquarters. There, they started to devise a plan to bring down the Invincible Five. Since they knew that Meep was interested in starring in a major movie, the girls decided to trick the Invincible Five to showing up for a movie audition. The call for audition went out all over TV, radio, and social media. What made this audition unique was that the parts were written specifically for Meep and his little gang.

The ad read:

This is a casting call for a new Hollywood movie called ‘The Adventures of Awesome Guy’. For the main character, we are looking for someone with tiny bamboo shoot limbs for legs and arms, blue all around, and super cute but prone to cause mischief.

Other supporting cast members include:
– A fuzzy, sarcastic flying blanket
– An alien, preferably color changing
– A marshmallow character
– A grouchy teddy bear

The girls hoped that this call for audition would attract the Invincible Five.

A few days later, the gang was out at Clunky Cheese eating sugary pizza.

They spotted the poster. Gooboo, the intellectual, read aloud, “This is a casting call for a new Hollywood movie…” As each of the roles were read, one of the villains would jump up and exclaim, “Hey that’s me!” They were so blinded by the possibility of global domination through fame, it never dawned on them that it was a trap.

In a nondescript warehouse, the SCUA girls dressed in costumes to hide their true identities.

As the baby gang walked in, the girls and SCUA agents pretended that it was a casting call audition. The Invincible Five, one-by-one, danced, sang, read out lines and performed for their opportunity of a lifetime.

Nervous after their performance, the gang of five paced anxiously in the waiting room. Auristela, dressed as a stage manager, brought the five little troublemakers back out to the judges. Adira announced, “We are pleased to inform you that the five of you have been selected. Congratulations! Now if everyone would grab onto this hold-a-ring walking rope, we will walk you to the wardrobe room for fitting.” What they didn’t realize was that they were being led into a mobile jail cell behind the door. Once in, they were locked up. Confused, Meep looked outside of the window and he could see the judges and the stage manager taking off their costumes and makeup… to reveal the SCUA girls. “Oh, no! We’ve been tricked! Let me out of here!”

Kassiopeia looking right at them through the window sharply remarked, “That’s what you get for being naughty!”

The mobile cell was taken to SCUA headquarters for secure lockdown. Meep and his minions thought for sure this was the end.

Meep, as the head of the gang, was taken into a questioning room with the SCUA girls. He anxiously awaited his sentence. “So what’s it going to be, huh? What are you going to do to me?”

Adira calmly explained, “You’ve been super naughty and you need to be punished but it’s not what you think. We have an idea. You wanted to be a superstar in a movie right?” Meep nodded eagerly. “Well, you are going to star in a major kid’s educational video.” Meep scratched his head and thought to himself, “How could this be a punishment?”

Over the next several months the video was made and it was finally unveiled on television. The SCUA girls positioned a big screen TV so that the Invisible Five could see it from their jail cell.

Adira started the video. After a playful theme song, Meep came on. He played a toddler who was learning how to potty train. Meep explained that potty training can be hard but with some determination and repetition any kid could do it. Meep then broke out into a little song, “When you have the urge to go, pull down your diaper, and skip over to your potty chair. Hum your favorite tune and pretty soon you’ve be done.” He then proceeded to demonstrate by pulling down his diaper and squatting on his Lil’ Loo Potty chair and pretending to go. “Flush, flush. All done.”

Lovey, Marshie, Teddy, and Gooboo broke out into wild laughter. “Oh, this is the funniest thing ever! Oh, my stomach,” roared Teddy as he grabbed his stomach and rolled on the floor in a fit of laughter. By now, Meep was sulking. “You can laugh all you want but I was amazing in this video. Go ahead, laugh all you want but I’m famous.” “Yeah, famous as the potty guy!,” retorted Lovey.

Commander Ralph and the SCUA girls thought that there was no better punishment than worldwide humiliation. Sure he became famous but for something totally funny. Meep won’t dare to show his face in public and cause mischief again if he doesn’t want to be mobbed by his potty fans. That’ll teach him. Justice was served and Meep was punished.

 

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